What is it with you dog owners?? Get a cat. They’ll eat you too, but it will take longer.

My voracious mini-labradoodle, who is planning to eat my face when I die, just read that over my shoulder and scribbled kill her next April in her calendar. More time to eat my face before anyone notices my departure.

Dear Anyone Who Gives a Shit Where I Was In April,

Amy Sea

Carol Lennox. LPC, M.Ed.

May 3, 2023

What is it with you dog owners?? Get a cat. They’ll eat you too, but it will take longer.

Written by Carol Lennox. LPC, M.Ed.

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