Mine is 77 inches long and temporarily back home. I’m not sure if I did something right or wrong.

Author’s note: To be clear, this is satire. None of this happens between my sons and me. Maybe I slip a little Gerber applesauce in their oat milk smoothies when they’re not looking, but I’ve been lucky. My babies never grew to 72 inches. They’re 70 inches. Maybe 71 in their Nike Air Max.
Nobody Wants A 72-Inch-Long Baby
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Carol Lennox. LPC, M.Ed.
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Feb 8, 2024
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Mine is 77 inches long and temporarily back home. I’m not sure if I did something right or wrong.
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