A Cis Gender Straight Woman And A Man Walk Into A Gay Bar

Wait for it…

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We are in Rumors sitting at the bar waiting for a drag show to start. Of the eight people there, three hours before the show, we are the only cis gender women.

We had tried the bar next door, but they were showing the UFO fight. Bar patrons were divided between 21 year old girls loudly celebrating their legality by falling down…